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Jay Demotivational Poster


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.28/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:57 pm
I loved the movie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love Firefly.5/5


UNTIL YOU -


TAGS: jay cutler toughness
Rating: 4.15/5

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Airman - January 25, 2011, 4:13 pm
when he was here in Denver, he joined a countryclub. Showed up in jeans tshirt & cap on backward to play golf. They said ok this one time. Next time he did it, they handed him a check on the first teebox for his $65k membership fee and told him to leave
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I agree Airman. He's tough to like. I find the overwhelming dislike for a par quarterback on an ok Chicago team interesting. The 2nd most hated man in the NFL this year after Favre. Boys are bigger in the NFL than high school Donk. Still not sold friend.
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
The only tendon in my knees that I didn't tear playing football was the PCL in my right knee. Even in highschool I played with broken fingers and torn ligaments. I'm pretty sure if you're getting paid $10mil/yr you should sac-up and tough it out.
Airman - January 25, 2011, 10:47 am
since I posted it, I better say something. Turns out he has a sprained mcl. The problem with Cutler is not if he was hurt or not.. it is the perception of him. He pouts, he sits by himself, he doesn't care what anyone says about him. He's hard to like.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 9:20 am
C'mon Donk. That's not true at all. Cutler suffered a Grade II MCL tear in his left knee. Takes three to four weeks to heal. Bears fans might think they are better off with Grossman or Orton... but they would be wrong.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:39 pm
I knew this one would piss some people off. Real bears fans love this poster...trust me, I know quite a few. Bears are supposed to sac-up and get it done.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
Karma from their bs week 1 win over Detroit finally caught up to them.
Danoroo - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
I got the cramps just watchin
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! PERFECTION!


OLDER SIBLINGS - Let the hazing begin




INFLATED EGO - You'll know you have one when you see the picture and realize that the camera wasn't pointed at you.


TAGS: celebrity jay z fail ego
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Much better YF12. 5L from me.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 2:59 pm
how to you think Beyonce hits those high notes?..practice, practice, practice
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:45 pm
Jay-Z is "Da Shocka"??


SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


JAYWALKING - I was crossing the street the other day, when suddenly, it hit me...


TAGS: jaywalking truck
Rating: 4.54/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:36 am
That'5 hilariou5.


WHOA! - Eat your heart out, Jay Leno.


TAGS: chin jay leno
Rating: 2.84/5

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BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 1:09 pm
d***! If chipmunks store seeds in their cheeks, This gal must store Turkeys in hers!
g - August 8, 2009, 9:43 am
colts...her favorite meal
3fan - March 6, 2009, 9:49 am
COLTS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earthquake21 - February 1, 2009, 9:45 am
She already ate it.


I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am
awe5ome!


JAYWALKING - It's a crime!




BAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTISTA - Winning fantasy baseball leagues since 5/4/10




COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER - I'm all alone and the night is so long


TAGS: rerun jay andthe americans
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 7, 2012, 8:13 pm

LOL, thanks.....I think
Sho - November 7, 2012, 7:47 pm
"Asking eyes, alluring lips". according to my rough translation
rerun - November 7, 2012, 7:33 pm

I'm afraid of getting this translated.
Sho - November 7, 2012, 5:46 pm
Dutch looks a little weird on this site LOL. 5's


HELL'S ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE - Beyoncé & Jay-Z Are Irish




MYSTERY SOLVED -


TAGS: jay rerun
Rating: 4.22/5

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COMPANY MEETING AT NBC HEADQUARTERS - What do you mean I'm loosing my job because Jay can't do his?




CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.


TAGS: barclay jay z beyonce coldplay paltrow
Rating: 4.08/5

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MashiMashi - February 7, 2013, 10:56 pm
Why do I watch contagion when there's no Zombies in it.


QUALITY -


TAGS: sand in the va jay jay
Rating: 3.68/5

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GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
so True, so True..... 5! Tide Washed Castles


APOLOGIES - I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce's apology was so much better


TAGS: kanye apology douche jay leno
Rating: 3.57/5

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BEASTMODEYMOB - September 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Someone should do that 2 his a** next time...then tell everyone that Jordan looks better bald than that thing he had next to him!


BETRAYAL - once you lose trust things change


TAGS: rerun jay
Rating: 3.55/5

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rerun - March 5, 2011, 10:10 pm

I sure do miss Jay.....hate that dryer
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 10:04 pm
LMAO!
rerun - September 17, 2010, 8:10 pm

Airman sure gets mean when he stops drinking.....


YOU SEE? - Even your Satellite Provider cannot deny it!


TAGS: jay leno totally sucks ass
Rating: 3.2/5

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Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 12:20 am
Say what you want about Jay, but the fact is that Co-Co could not pull in the ratings/number of viewers that pulls in


THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - You come face to face with a stupid HSN purchase.


TAGS: jay z bad buy
Rating: 2.91/5

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WOLFJAY - He'll eat your face!


TAGS: wolf jay eat face thumbkin
Rating: 1.91/5

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Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 5:23 pm
Everyone wants to be a badass, I hope this bird doesn't find a real one!


CHAOTIC EVIL - In the end, no matter what the alignment. The end result is still the same.




SCHOOL'D - Memphis just was


TAGS: kansas jaywaks memphis pwned
Rating: 1.56/5

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Thomas H - September 4, 2008, 8:34 pm
Yeah, a National Championship. Memphis played superbly, but KU's depth and skill still won the game.
memphisfan - August 11, 2008, 4:05 pm
bull**** jayhawks are full of it


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